Friday, October 12, 2012

Why He called India a Banana Republic




The son-in-law is making some people angry because he called India a banana republic. But I can easily figure out his reasoning. Here are the reasons:
Mahatma Gandhi: Swatantar Bharat banana hai
Nehru: India ko majboot banana hai
Patel: Bharat ko republic banana hai
Indira: India ko world power banana hai
Sanjay: Mujhe ek small car banana hai
Rajiv: India ko modern banana hai
Manmohan: Indian economy ko open banana hai
Vajpayee: Har admi ko poet banana hai
Joshi: Ram Mandir banana hai
Advani: Aap ko mujhe PM banana hai
Sonia: Indian passport banana hai
Kejriwal: Aam admi ko neta banana hai
Neta: Public ko ullu banana hai

Ma: Beta, tumhe doctor ya ingneer banana hai
Papa: nahi, bete ko Indian Idol banana hai
Amitabh: nahi, isko crorepati banana hai

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