What makes the world go round?

It is the grand grand finale of the Kaun Banega Karodpati. Big B has invited the four biggest names in Indian cinema:
1. Aamir Khan
2. Salman Khan
3. Shah Rukh Khan
4. Rajnikanth

The BIG question, with the GRAND PRIZE, is going to be asked and the one with the right answer will win the GRAND PRIZE.

The question is asked in a solemn voice by Big B:
What makes the world go round? Each one has to give the answer, and in the end Big B will give the right answer. They draw lots.

The first to go is Aamir Khan.
His answer:  Planetary Motion.

The second to go is Salman Khan.

His answer: US Dollar.

The third to go is Shah Rukh Khan.
His answer: Love.

The last is Rajnikanth.
His answer: Curd Rice.

There is a deafening silence. Big B finally rolls his eyes towards Rajni and says, "Of course, ladies and gentlemen, Rajni has the right answer. He is always and forever the BEST. HE GETS THE GRAND PRIZE.

Rajni says, "Wait, macchan, no hurry. Let me explain my answer for your billion viewers., Let them understand the GREAT TRUTH.

" The world goes round no doubt following the laws of planetary motion. Aamir seems in a way  to be right. But the question is what makes the world follow planetary motion?

"Salman said, US Dollar. That also sounds quite precise. After all, everything, including all the armies of the world, all the banks of the world, all the governments of the world, all the jobs of the world, need the backing of the US Dollar. But actually, the US Dollar goes round in correct and wrong ways around the world, but why?

"Now Shah Rukh gave the text book answer. But it is actually a British conspiracy that spread the word about Love. Love is a nice thing, I myself like it quite a lot, but is that a special thing? Even if the world did not go round, it would be still there.

"Big B, your Big question for the Grand Prize is about WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!!!????

" Now my answer is Curd Rice. Credit to KBC for having given the correct answer also as one of the options.

"You know better than anyone else that the oldest, grandest, most scientific, most powerful civilisation in the world is the TAMIL CIVILISATION.

"All cultures, languages, sciences, everything, was invented in Tamil. Even Sanskrit and English and Physics and Maths. Now the world goes round because of Tamil Culture.

"But what is the most important, key, thing in Tamil Culture? CURD RICE.

"Let me tell you the story. Sage Agasthya came down to Tamil Land and created the entire race. He made them the greatest civilisation. They were better than Asuras. They were better than Devas. But the Tamil people were very upset. They told Agasthya that the gods had got Amritha or nectar of immortality from churning the ocean. The demons had got immense power, and the biggest of all powers is the power to do Tapas. So they could thrive even without Amritha.

What about the Tamil people. They threatened Agasthya that he would be in serious trouble if he did not give them something better than Amritha.

"Sage Agasthya meditated for 1000 years. At the end of it all, he was tired and hungry. But he had the answer. It had to be CURD RICE!!!!

"Curd rice is better than Amritha. Every Tamil civilised man, woman, child and creature eats it at least twice a day. They carry it secretly on trains, planes, to schools, colleges, and even in space ships while testing them in ISRO and NASA. Google, Microsoft, Apple, NASA, everybody serves curd rice in their canteens. All airlines serve curd rice. All trains and buses stop for curd rice.

That makes Tamil people intelligent, happy, and powerful. They fly around the world. They rock wherever they go. They control science, industry, weaponry, politics, movies, music and love. They are singularly driven to achieve. And that drive comes from Curd Rice.

"Take away Curd Rice. The Tamil heroes and heroines will be powerless and witless. The world will stop going round. Period."

Thunderous applause. GRAND PRIZE. RAJNI RISES TO STRATOSPHERE, FOR A MORSEL OF CURD RICE.