The governor of the Reserve Bank of India made a trip early this morning to Mahalakshmi temple in Mumbai. Just outside is the famous Vastu-Numero-Astrologer Pundit whom everyone consults on everything today- naming your baby, changing your movie title and pretty much turning your front door around so fortune favours you.
The Gov asked the Pundit to do something. The rupee was falling! It was touching 53/USD , a prime number, no less, but what next?
The Pundit whispered sagely that the much publicised symbol of the Rupee was the main culprit. Whereas the economy had been buoyed up with so many factors, the economy was being hit by two evil forces... the devas or gods robbing the country of its wealth by stoking up inflation from above and the asuras from the netherworld sucking up wealth from everything,
including red airlines flying in the sky. These events had happened because the Indian Rupee symbol was evil and fostered extravagance. Goddess Lakshmi never likes anyone who goes on a spend binge.
Look at the Rupee Symbol. It has a flat roof but a sliding floor. So all wealth goes down the drain! It has a loft, but the loft is open on both sides. It is ALL WRONG AS PER VASTU!
The flustered Gov asked the Pundit what was to be done. He might lose his job today if the Rupee moved beyond the prime number of 53.
The Pundit had a a ready suggestion. Change the Rupee Symbol. That was emblematic, emphatic and ecstatic.
The new symbol showed a saving mentality, encouraged people to fight inflation and evil robbers. It will be a great way to begin 2012 and make India the world's most powerful economy.
Also considering that Indian economy has four components:
1. The taxed middleclass white money.
2. The rich Swiss black money.
3. The gold in every home that never is seen outside.
4. The infinite wealth among the 850 million poor who don't know that all they need is Rs. 32 per day per person to have a happy life. It is only a question of time before they hit the jackpot on KBC.
