Wednesday, May 1, 2013

A 2013 IPL Prayer

Dear God,

Don't tempt me with so many ice creams and chocolates and
give me real mangoes instead of Maaza, Fruiti and Rasna.

Take away those poorly made-up dumbo bimbo cheer-leaders.
They are wasted and can be busy elsewhere.

Make commentators explain those Zoo-zoo ads to people around as I can't be bothered.

Send back Rameez Raza and such inane commentators to their homeland.

It almost seems except two or three teams everyone else knows how to win a game and so don't you think we have way too many matches? Why can't we play playoffs just now?