Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The story of Meenakshi


Meenakshi was born to the king of Madurai, who had been childless and prayed for a successor. The child was special. She was trained in all the 64 arts and went on a military campaign. She defeated everyone until she came to Shiva. She fell in love with him and couldn't start the battle.
Vishnu gave her in wedding to Shiva,  establishing to everyone that she was another incarnation of Shakti. 

What is special about Meenakshi?
She is beautiful and human. She has only two arms,  no weapons. She holds a flower on which sits a parrot. There is a beautiful balance in her grace. The parrot to me symbolises how we can harness the human mind to pursue godhood.  The parrot is a keen learner and symbolises the human mind.

The actual stone image of the main deity seems a bit worn out through the ages. But the symbolism is perfect.

Go visit Madurai. Spend lots of time roaming the temple. Don't bother about the crowded side streets.

Meenakshi temple in Madurai has exquisite, and I repeat, exquisite granite stone sculpture in front of the Sundareshwara shrine. It is the finest sculpture I have seen-with exquisite iconographic detail, proportion and beauty of faces and features. There is no ready example of a photo to share as people seem to have been  basically clicking the gopurams and pillared halls. I was not allowed to take a camera inside.




To help you decide, they have up together a 360 degree virtual tour!!!

http://www.view360.in/virtualtour/madurai/

Saturday, October 26, 2013

The Tip of Rama's Bow

Have you ever wondered about the geography of Ramayana? There are many scholarly studies. They cover places, races, topography and many astronomical coordinates mentioned in the Valmiki epic. But one thing is a key element in Ramayana. Rama had to go to Lanka to bring back Sita.  He had to cross the ocean.

The southern tip closest to Lanka in India is Rameshwaram. More precisely the tip stretching out called Dhanushkodi. In Sanskrit that means dhanush=bow, koti=tip. The mythology is that Vibhishana, as the devoted newly crowned king of Lanka,  implored Rama to destroy the bridge that had been built across for the monkey army to cross over for battle; to destroy it was advisable to prevent future wrongful crossovers between the lands of demons and humans.  And Rama used his bow tip to shovel off an end of the bridge and make it nonfunctional.

The same tip of the bow which had made its marks on Rama's shoulder after that terrific battle he had singlehandedly fought with the several thousand rakshasas led by Khara and Dushana in the Dandaka forest. The poet Tulsidas makes a fine reference when he says, "AjAnubhuja-SarachApadhara-sangrAmajita-khara-dUSgaNaM"

The one thing stronger than Rama's arrow is his bow. And in its tip, when bent, is all the energy needed to dry up an ocean or break a bridge.

Another beautiful thing about Rameshwaram. I went there to the temple after visiting Dhanushkodi. The trip to the temple is easy,  as the massive beautiful temple is right in the town, by the sea.  On the other hand that land tip needs a 4WD jeep to carry you for miles and miles in desolate sand.

What is special about the temple? It is the most famous temple which is all about the devotee and less about the deity!

Rama,  after war, wants to expiate his sin of killing Ravana (a Shiva bhakta and a brahmin, no matter he wasn't a good sort). Sita makes a beautiful lingam out of beach sand.  Rama workships it and consecrates it as a jyotirlinga- the most famous, along with Kashi, of the 12 Shiva shrines, and  one of the four sacred pilgrim centres in the four corners of India.

Hanuman has something to do with Rameshwaram, too. He brings the linga as instructed by Rama from Kailas,  but is chagrined to find that he is late and Rama has followed Agastya's advice to adhere to the auspicious muhurta and worshipped the sand linga by Sita.

And devotees bring water all the way from Ganga in Kashi to Rameshwaram and perform abhisheka for Shiva.

Not only that. After bathing in the sea,  they go to 22 wells within the temple,  called thirthas, named after great rivers, holy places and incidents of Ramayana. Saying Om Namah Shivaya, they stand next to the well and an attendant pours a bucketful of water from the well. Dripping from well to well, they go through a great catharsis.  After wiping themselves dry and wearing fresh clothes, they go inside to worship Shiva.

So Rameshwaram is all about worship and the devotee.

Monday, October 21, 2013

Everything is autonomous, everything is self-limiting.




This is a simple idea. It is very much the core of the Hindu conception of reality and I fully experience it everyday. Of course each one of us perceives and agrees with this idea at different levels, these differences being a somewhat direct application of the idea itself!

Whether you call it consciousness,  or God within everyone, or the Selfish Gene, or whatever,  we can see pretty easily that almost nothing of the sentient world, and even the physical world for that matter, is fully predictable or modellable. That means everything has a choice of response or action in each situation. Whereas gross planetary and objective physical phenomena seem to follow the classical scientific laws like Newton's Laws etc., science also tells us a lot of accuracy of measurement actually depends on the observations, with a clear subjective element! So we move over from Newton to Einstein. And poor Einstein didn't complete his general theory of relativity in his time,  so even the principle of relativity has some grey zone!

I call this the principle of autonomy. So we can say either we don't know how to measure a thing totally objectively or we can also say it seems to have a mind of its own.

Definitely life is full of surprises,  and we read about it all the time. The dramatic incidents of people behaving in a most atypical manner are reported all the time,  cases of behaviour either for personal gain or grief, or for public good or to cause public dismay; this is all a demonstration of this principle of autonomy. If viruses can decide to mutate to confuse us,  why not people!?

That was autonomy. Now the second principle.  The self-limiting nature of everything. I find this makes a lot of sense more. In fact more and more as I see what is happening. That explains a Steve Jobs losing his  job originally,  then making Apple so strong, then not living to savour his success fully.  And how Cook is trying very hard to follow that act, but as it turns out, without the same success.  And how the iconic Bill Gates is about to be asked to step down or out.

Why do impossibly perfect things and limitless geniuses demonstrate sooner or later some chinks? Why does a Tendulkar finally decide to step down? The reason is that just as autonomy operates at the individual level,  there is a universal connectedness that imposes automatically a governing mechanism for self-limiting everything. I use the word self as a proof that each being (or thing!) accepts autonomy as well as connectedness as two sides of the same coin,  and hence operates to limit itself. 

That means the worst tsunami ends soon. The worst tyrant loses a battle. The most powerful are humbled in some way we can't predict. 

Do you see why it is childish to expect perfection in ANYTHING? If God pervades everything,  and everything is autonomous and Self-limiting,  EVEN GOD IS SO. Here I mean God that is manifest. If there is a perfect, Adi-antya-rahita Bhagavan or Devi, such an idea is for me a poetic conception or extrapolation, NOT SUPPORTED BY EXPERIENCE.

Well,  if it makes you feel any better,  God has chosen to be so. And here ends my autonomous outburst with a self-limit.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Choose your God!

If you think you're born into a religion, and your parents tell you which God to pray to, you're wrong. If at all you believe in God and praying, remember that you have to make your own God. You have to choose your God, and pray. Here are the most common Gods to choose from:

List of Gods you can choose from:

POWER.
               WEALTH.
                               POPULARITY.
                                                      BEAUTY.
                                                                     KNOWLEDGE.
                                                                                             STRENGTH.
                                                                                                                 LONGEVITY.
                                                                                              MAGIC.
                                                                      SUCCESS.
                                                      VICTORY.
                               HEALTH.

                 HAPPINESS.

LOVE.


Now, after you have chosen your God, stand on one leg, stop eating and breathing, and grow long hair.

You have a sure-fire way to achieve your goal, by the grace of your God. And by the way, tell God that you will give back half of all you get, because everyone requires a little incentive!!!!!





Tuesday, October 15, 2013

The Bull @ Isha

Oh eternal male of the blinkless vigil, 
Supreme in profile, with crowning horns,
Ever watchful of all company-
Devotees by day and spirits at night. 

Resolute,
With never a nibble of distraction,
Nor even a nod to the tamarind tree
That coyly holds her own watch around.

Shiva hugs his snakes no doubt,
Ensconced in his resonant cave-
Yet he loves your readiness and strength.

The fire dancers and cymbalists march,
Bringing Bhairavi every dusk to light up your space,
With chants and swirls, leaps and more.
Some way indeed to cool you, baked all day in the sun! 

The constant cascade of bathing waters doesn't tempt you
To move away for a dip.
Nor the cackle of happy children
Stirs you from your post-
Not even a swish of your tail.

Those are the only two sounds in your world
Except the war cries of the spearmen. 
And the burning camphor quietly dilates your nostrils. 

You are mightier than the huge granite blocks and columns.
You are a match for the yonder hills.
Your eternal watch is the breath of Isha.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Reptilian brain

This is an artistic creation made of metal that hung on the wall in our Isha cottage in the Velliangiri campus of Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev.
The Sadhguru has spoken of a reptilian brain located inside the human skull base.  This brain deals with our instinct of survival and attack.  A fundamental animal instinct of aggression.

I think this structure eminently depicts the action of the reptile in us. It snakes and crosses method and structure,  all modern concepts of civic society. The reptile takes short cuts and breaks traffic laws. It bribes to get things done. It cheats and sacrifices trust. It thinks of here and now and profit first.

How many people would vote for India's national creature to be the crocodile! More than the elusive tiger, the fancy flier peacock, the reptile stands for the Indian of today. At least about half of all Indians, who have managed to fight and acquire and protect their wealth.

What do you say?

Saturday, October 12, 2013

A mad rush called Bangalore

This Navaratri, especially this weekend,  a few hundred thousand (my guess is half a million) young and middle-aged Bangaloreans including all of my family have travelled out to near and far places for the long weekend or festival season or to be with their families.

Last night some 50000 people took buses in a mad chaos of Volvo's from Shantinagar stand. See the picture I clicked.

Bangalore welcomes educated people from all over with nice jobs,  fine weather and all sorts of fun. Hundreds of colleges in Karnataka provide technical education for a hefty fee. Result: a huge population of people who are in Bangalore and nearby only to earn and make a career. Their families and interests pull them away for holidays.

Thousands of taxis and autos ply these folks to bus stands and railway stations all the time. Apart from the thousands of cars running shuttle commute trips round the clock for outsourcing hubs.

You can call this the new economy. I call this the mad rush called Bangalore.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Alternative Ramayana




Ramayana, like most of our epics, shows men fighting, and women pining or suffering. I feel it is time for an alternative narrative. So here goes the key part of Ramayana as told my way.

In the forest, Rama, Sita and Lakshmana were counting the months and years. Seasons came and went. The flowers, fruits, smells, sights, and animal migrations all were showing them the passage of time. Sometimes time felt heavy on hand. Sometimes time was fleeting.

Ravana, the bad one, had his eye on Sita ever since he had lost in the Swayamvara. One day, a day to be made unforgettable in history, Rama and Lakshmana had gone away for hunting and gathering. Ravana had bided his time for this moment. He came to the hermitage. Disguised as a sanyasi, he approached Sita for a piece of pickle. Yes pickle. You see, Sita was excellent in making Vadu Mangai pickle. She picked the best tender mangoes of the Palghat region from the lot the brothers brought, carefully pickled them in earthen jars baked from the Telengana  loam, spiced with choicest rock salt from Seemandhra and chillies of Byadagi. She used only the highest quality of turmeric from Sringeri region, hand-pounded of course. And the til oil came direct from Rayalaseema. Don't laugh. These wonderful ingredients existed in these places long before the states were formed on linguistic lines. They were thriving jungles full of opportunities, much like the southern states today are in times of election.

So Ravana asks for a piece of pickle. Sita sees behind his mask right away the evil ten-headed demon. You know there is an old saying: feeding a half-penny worth of buttermilk to the ten-headed (=ten mouths) Ravana. Even giving him so much pickle would be OK, but the fact that the demon came in disguise aroused suspicion. Pretending to use a hunting knife as a spoon to prise the pickle from the earthen jar, she quickly slashed Ravana's false beard, also hurting and damaging his nose in the process. Screaming in pain, powerless to hurt the pure soul that was Sita, Ravana showed his true colours and fled. He fled directly to his sister Shurpanakha, the evil demoness who was the absolute boss in his kingdom of Lanka. It was a byword that she basically ruled and Ravana was allowed to buy and run aircraft and beer companies for fun. In other words she did not believe that ten heads were better than one.

When Shurpanakha heard about the pickle misadventure, she was incensed. She wanted revenge, and wanted to teach the two hapless brothers and the woman a lesson. She descended on the hermitage, aided by her uncle Mareecha who came dressed up as a golden jewelry show room. The moment Sita saw it, she entered the showroom and lost all count of time. Meanwhile it was a trifling matter for Shurpanakha to abduct the two brothers, left helpless in the absence of the lady of the hermitage, under the pretext that there was much better hunting and gathering to be had in Lanka and they would be flying back well before Sita had finished her jewelry shopping.

When Sita came back, only to discover what an elaborate hoax the whole set-up was, she was livid with anger and drowned in tears, missing her beloved husband and brother in law. She immediately went in search, and found their bows and arrows discarded from the air just above Kishkindha. Tara, the monkey queen, told her of the two brothers flying away with Shurpanakha in the sky and how they dropped their weapons as a trail.

Tara summoned her monkey army, and Sita and Tara built a huge bridge and finally engaged Shurpanakha in a fierce battle. Mandodari, Ravana's good wife, stood on principle that abducting the brothers just as a revenge for the denied Vadu Pickle was a bad deal and immoral and illegal. She deserted Shurpanakha and joined Sita's side. 

The battle was won and Sita and Rama ruled their kingdom happily ever after.


Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Gold

This is my email to Gurumurthy after I read his article (reproduced at the end)


Dear Mr. Gurumurthy,
I have heard your talks and read your articles and carry a deep
respect for your scholarship and elucidation of many key ideas. Thank
you for your commitment and highly relevant outpourings.

I do of course have many points to debate/discuss with you about gold.

Gold is obviously a unique element, heavy, shining, and immune to
tarnish over long periods of time. It is an ideal metal for ornaments.
Movies like Gold Rush and Mackenna's Gold show how people don't mind
killing each other as gold prospectors.
Gold's value for mankind, built up over several millennia, make it a
great material for specifying exchange value in transactions. Hence we
have gold coins and gold standards etc.

Hindus, an ancient civilization, combined all these ideas and promoted
concepts like Hiranyagarbha, Lakshmi being the goddess of wealth, and
worship of gold. It is purely a material aspiration and human weakness
for material well-being.

When it comes to human understanding of what constitutes all-round
development, there are three key ideas according to me.
1. Creation of economic value by producing goods and services for
well-being of nations.
2. Skill development for increasing efficiency and innovation
3. Non-covetous, trusteeship as a key concept for entrepreneurs
focused on all-round growth as opposed to one's own aggrandizement.

You are of course familiar with the Upanishadic saying:
Ishavasyam idam sarvam yat kinchit jagatyam jagat
Tena tyaktena bhunjitah ma grudhah kasya swiddhanam

Basically the spiritual goal of human existence, a fundamental value
in Hindu thought, cautions against covetousness. It says by sharing
and growing together (sah nau bhunaktu) we better ourselves as a
nation.

Gold militates against all these ideas. Guess what, Dawood Ibrahim may
have as much gold as our big temples. He gives gold to people to
commit acts of terror. There are Kerala jeweler chains who are
apparently funded by dubious overseas sources. They brainwash people
to hoard gold. And then tell them that in times of need, they should
bring the gold and get mortgage loans. Neither your gold is safe with
these fellows nor are you getting fair terms for your loan.

Pawnbroking is one of the things that broke poor people's back. Now we
are making a modern version of it.

If instead of investing and hoarding gold (and smuggling gold as
ornaments etc. -something done regularly by Indian travellers) we
start creating PRODUCTIVE assets, we will be much better off in the
long run.

Gold, bought and stashed away in lockers, will help in times of
distress. Who are the people with such gold!? Middle class and rich
class. Instead of buying properties, starting small enterprises, and
investing in productive assets they have mistakenly taken the "my
safety first, forget common good" approach by buying gold.

Gold is imported. Gold purchase locks up precious productive assets.
Imagine a day when gold lost its craze and hence its value. What would
happen!? A lot of money will be released for investment. Is that not
good?

I am surprised that you have pointed to the build-up of capital
productive equipment and goods via import as the culprit for our
foreign exchange and reserves crisis. Why do you think India imported
capital productive goods? For creating productive assets. Is that bad?

Now if people buy TVs and computers and mixies and furniture and make
new homes instead of investing in gold, is that bad!? I say no. That
is because the standard of living is linked to consumption of white
goods. Not hoarding gold.

Finally. You have shown how gold has maximum returns on investment.
THAT IS PRECISELY THE ISSUE. In a country where no one trusts
education and industry to give returns on investment, they hoard gold,
and the demand for it will automatically prop up its ROI. THIS IS
SPECULATIVE. Remember you fought against the wrong doings of a Harshad
Mehta because he stoked up false ROI by fomenting speculation. If the
gold bubble doesn't burst, it is not because it is not evil. It is
still evil, but we need a Gurumurthy to fight that evil.

Thank you for your patience in reading this. Hope to hear from you.

Sachi

Gurumurthy's article:

Gold: villain or saviour?

S. Gurumurthy


Gold always glitters

Economists look upon the demand for gold as a barbaric relic. But Indians are aware of its economic, financial, and hence cultural, worth.

The logic goes like this. The Indian lust for gold has caused a tsunami of gold imports. That has dented India’s current account with a huge hole. The current account deficit has brought the rupee to its knees. QED: Gold, which has derailed the rupee, is India’s villain.

Based on this rationale, the Government has renewed the psychological and fiscal war against gold that had been halted in the early 1990s. But is the perception that gold is the main cause of India’s woes on the external sector, right? Is the fall in rupee value due to the rise in gold imports? Had gold imports not risen, would the rupee value have not fallen?

A scrutiny of the numbers reveals that it is the unprecedented capital goods import of $587 billion in nine years of UPA rule, red-carpeted by the UPA with tax cuts and zero-rated tariff structures, which disfigured the current account with a total deficit of $339 billion.

The damage to current account from net import of gold ($161 billion) and oil ($515 billion) seems far less. Besides disrupting the current account, capital goods import has sent the nation’s growth into ICU (See ‘The elephant experts didn’t see, Business Line, September 5, 2013). How is it then gold is demonised as the sole villain? Because modern economics brands gold a “barbaric relic”.

Double trouble

Modern economists and the Indian people seem to operate on two different paradigms with regard to gold. In the modern West, gold is more a state asset than a private possession. Gold constitutes just three per cent of family wealth there, but a third in India. Western states, socialist or capitalist, expropriated all private gold during the last century. Even the liberal US outlawed private gold in 1936 and built official gold reserve of over 20,000 tonnes by 1950.

Modern economics views gold as an uneconomic, wasteful, private investment. But traditionally, in India, gold has been the preferred asset of the rural masses who hold 70 per cent of the nation’s stocks. Indian gold habits clearly mock at modern economic theories.

Market Oracle, a UK-based market analysis and forecasting online publication, captures the relation between India and gold thus: Indians own 20,000 tonnes of gold worth $1 trillion — almost half of India's GDP. For Indians, gold is not just money or asset; it ensures the financial security and stability of families. It has religious overtones. More than a commodity or money, it is integral to the warp and weft of family life. Investments in gold and jewellery are indistinguishable. Jewellery is the working capital of families; families collateralise it for commercial borrowing.

Some 13 per cent of Indian families, more from rural areas, borrow against gold as collateral; while rural India borrows from the unorganised financial sector, urbanites access bank loans. The authors of Market Oracle seem to understand India’s family-gold nexus better than Indian policymakers. Yet, despite such a paradigmatic difference, economic laws on gold based on the Western experience are continuously being tried out in India. Result: the establishment hates what the people love.

Signs of rethink

However, there are indications of rethinking now. Echoing the Market Oracle logic, the Reserve Bank of India Working Group to Study the Issues Related to Gold Imports and Gold Loans by non-bank financial companies under K. U. B. Rao (January 2013) says that “demand for gold appears to be autonomous and a function of several influences and factors that may not be strictly amenable to policy changes” — an admission that gold demand ducks economic theories and policies.

Again, says the study, “gold demand is price inelastic” — meaning gold buying does not reduce if prices rise. It warns that if the official supply of gold is restricted by import curbs or extra taxes, “the buyers take recourse to unauthorised channels to buy gold”.

Now, recall that India had banned gold imports for almost four decades till the early 1990s. But smugglers ensured an unfailing supply. Result: the gold economy functioned underground, generated black money and, in turn, was funded by black money. The Government’s dislike for gold did not make Indians love gold less.

Keeping the the bitter past in mind, the RBI working group sensibly acknowledges that it is impractical to restrict the import of gold. Does it not mean then that the UPA government’s present measures to make gold imports costly would only make smuggling gainful? If the Dawood gang can land deadly explosives on Nariman Point with ease, will it find it tougher to bring in gold?

Hoodwinked

But, are Indians fools to have invested in gold as the economists would have us believe? No. Actually, gold seems to have fooled the economists. The RBI working group study finds that gold has outperformed stocks and bank deposits in the last five years — more than three times over Nifty, six times over bank deposits and 10-year government bonds. Only gold, no other asset, has so consistently beaten inflation.

The average inflation during 2001-02 to 2005-06 was 4.7 per cent but gold yielded 9.2 per cent — almost double. The average inflation for 2006-7 to 2010-11 was 6.7 per cent but the yield on gold was 23.7 per cent — three times plus. Average inflation for 2012 is 9 per cent but gold returned 33.5 per cent — almost four times. Traditional India intuitively seems to understand the value of gold.

Says Y. V. Reddy, a globally celebrated central banker: “The real purchaser of gold is typically a peasant.” Close to 70 per cent of gold jewellery is sold in rural areas and most gold sales are by way of jewellery. To quote Jeffrey A. Franks, “Holding gold has, in fact, often in history served, from France to India, as the only way the peasant can protect himself against inflation and the vicissitudes of politics”.

Finally, while trillion dollar gold is the real asset of the Indian masses, the trillion dollar stock market capitalisation is the phoney wealth of the Indian classes, dependent on the QE announcements of Ben Bernanke.

Sensible advice

The RBI study, therefore, sensibly advises increased monetisation of gold — to make unaccounted gold generate accounted money. It suggests setting up a bullion corporation for lending against and refinancing gold, and pool and trade in gold stocks. The study commends encouraging gold loans by banks and non-banking institutions.

This is what traditional pawnbrokers have been doing for ages. The State began curbing, instead of registering and disciplining, private moneylenders. The hope that banks would replace them has been belied. An RBI study found that in rural lending the share of institutional agencies declined from 64 per cent in 1991 to 57 per cent in 2002 and the share of the rest rose to 43 per cent, with that of moneylenders, from 17.5 per cent to 29.6 per cent – up by 70 per cent.

In the liberalised financial regime, private moneylending has been rising. Evidently, banks are unable to match private lenders in reaching the needy. The study recommends registering private moneylenders.

Now look at what the Economic Census 2005 says about how 41.2 million non-farming businesses of India — over 60 per cent of which are owned by OBCs, SCs and STs — are financed. These millions of businesses employ 102 million people. Yet only 9 per cent of their capital needs are met by organised finance; 91 per cent is funded by families and private financiers. The undervalued private financial institutions and the discredited moneylenders are the main sources of finance for the largest employment provider of the country. And the collateral for their loans is invariably gold.

Nothing like gold

There is no collateral, stocks or real estate, as liquid as gold in India. How can gold, so valuable a security for productive credit, be dismissed in India as a “barbaric relic”?

The economic establishment wails that gold does not obey its policies. Gold defies government policies because of the disconnect between the polices and the people. Indians revere, not simply love, gold. But the State policies are founded on the economic theories of the West which treat gold like any other commodity for trade and profit. It is no surprise that the theories, which work in the West but not here, project gold as India’s villain.

Yet, gold has emerged as the winner in economics — successfully hedging inflation and beating the stocks and banks. With the unalterable basic facts about gold in India known, the real challenge is how to frame a practical and workable policy for gold and how to ensure that gold imports do not affect the macro economy. Gold buying by Indians is seen as weakening India. But buying is economic power as well — in fact, the ultimate economic power is a nation’s market. Yet, surprisingly, India has not put to use its enormous power as one quarter of the world’s retail market for gold. India has to strategise and use its huge market to overcome the weakness of its people for gold. How to do it is the challenge and a topic by itself.

(The author is a commentator on political and economic affairs, and a corporate advisor.)

 

Monday, October 7, 2013

Chaitanya's Magnum Opus : Shikshashtakam

Sri Chaitanya Mahaprabhu ((1486–1534 CE) is a rare star in India's spiritual firmament. He gave up the scholarly approach to pursue God through infinite, constant Bhakti. Just before his passing, he composed these eight verses as his final and total precept to his disciples to pursue the path to God realization... his path of Bhakti.




शिक्षाष्टकम्(मूल संस्कृत) Shikshashtakam (English) 
चेतोदर्पणमार्जनं भव-महादावाग्नि-निर्वापणम्
श्रेयः
-कैरवचन्द्रिकावितरणं विद्यावधू-जीवनम् ।
आनंदाम्बुधिवर्धनं प्रतिपदं पूर्णामृतास्वादनम्
सर्वात्मस्नपनं परं विजयते श्रीकृष्ण
-संकीर्तनम् ॥१॥ 
Let Sri Krishna sankirtana be ultimately victorious which cleanses dust off mind, extinguishes the formidable fire of repeated birth and death, glorious like rays of the moon, gives life to knowledge, increases the ocean of bliss, has every word sweet like nectar, makes everybody holy.1
नाम्नामकारि बहुधा निज सर्व शक्ति-
स्तत्रार्पिता नियमितः स्मरणे न कालः।
एतादृशी तव कृपा भगवन्ममापि
दुर्दैवमीदृशमिहाजनि नानुरागः॥२॥ 
O Lord, you have filled your many names with all your power and these names can be remembered any time. O God, you are so kind to do it but I am so unfortunate that I don't love your beautiful names.2
तृणादपि सुनीचेन तरोरपि सहिष्णुना।
अमानिना मानदेन कीर्तनीयः सदा हरिः ॥३॥ 
Assuming ourselves smaller than straw, being more tolerant than trees, devoid of pride and respecting others, we should always sing in praise of Sri Hari.3
न धनं न जनं न सुन्दरीं
कवितां वा जगदीश कामये।
मम जन्मनि जन्मनीश्वरे
भवताद् भक्तिरहैतुकी त्वयि॥४॥ 
O Lord of the universe, I do not desire money, followers, women or poems. O God, I wish to have causeless devotion for you in my all births.4
अयि नन्दतनुज किंकरं
पतितं मां विषमे भवाम्बुधौ।
कृपया तव पादपंकज-
स्थितधूलिसदृशं विचिन्तय॥५॥
O son of Nand, considering me as your eternal servant and bound in this ocean of birth and death, please show your mercy assuming me as a dust-particle in your lotus feet.5
नयनं गलदश्रुधारया वदनं गदगदरुद्धया गिरा।
पुलकैर्निचितं वपुः कदा तव नाम-ग्रहणे भविष्यति॥६॥
O Lord, when will the tears of my eyes fill my face on taking your name, when will my voice choke up and when will the hairs of my body stand erect on reciting your name?6
युगायितं निमेषेण चक्षुषा प्रावृषायितम् ।
शून्यायितं जगत् सर्वं गोविन्द विरहेण मे॥७॥
O Krishna, in your separation, a moment looks like ages. Tears are flowing from my eyes like torrents of rain and all of this world seems meaningless.7
आश्लिष्य वा पादरतां पिनष्टु  मा-
मदर्शनान्मर्महतां करोतु वा।
यथा तथा वा विदधातु लम्पटो
मत्प्राणनाथस्तु  स एव नापरः॥८॥
Whether He embraces me as a devotee of His feet or not, whether he appears before me or not, whether He accepts me as his own or not, the naughty Sri Krishna is my Lord and no one else.8

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

An Open and Shut Nut case


My wife is a big user of fresh coconut in all our South Indian cooking. In fact, her mother had shared a proverb with me long back: "With Coconut and Asafotida in the kitchen even a monkey can cook!" I am also a big believer in coconut dishes, especially coconut chutney and Avial. So you can well imagine that we grate a lot of coconut, almost on a daily basis.

Let me correct that last sentence. I grate coconut a lot, as a token of my help in kitchen and to ensure we never have shortages. And that brings me to the technical theme of this post.

You see, we are still looking for the perfect coconut grater. Looking at strong coffee-colored, muscular Kerala men and women,  I think their well-being is as much owed to coconut tree climbing as to grating coconuts. I have seen in coffee table books and fancy cookery titles enticing pictures of ancient royal, coconut graters. My wife, an M. Tech engineer, has a clear idea of how the ideal coconut grater should be designed. But we are nowhere near perfect with what we have.

When the last one, an old reliable, died out meekly, I set out to buy a great grater. After much searching all over, I bought one (see picture) at an enterprising Marwari store in Thippasandra. When I told the owner that I might bring it back for refund or replacement if rejected by GHQ, he told me that I should tell my lady to make do with what she got. I told him he didn't seem to understand either coconut-graters or women like I do.

Anyway, whereas this grater is doing quite well, thank you, my wife has continued her search for the perfect design, inspired by what she saw in someone's house. When we went to the said shop in Gandhi Bazar, the shopkeeper showed us items much deficient in quality and engineering, and looked totally disinterested in selling a grater. He reminded me of my neighbour who has lost all interest in coconuts since his doctor told him coconut kernel is rich in cholesterol. (science bit: coconut, being a vegetable, has zero cholesterol which is an enzyme produced by animals). 

Anyways. In order to stabilize my coconut grater situation, I decided to replace the poor quality horizontal holding bolt and nut (see the picture) that held the blade with much wobble. The wobble contributes to acute dissatisfaction in the grater (here I mean myself) and constant cribbing in the kitchen. So last Sunday, I set out in search of a bolt and nut of quality.

My discovery was shocking. Tens of hardware shops, and none sold nuts and bolts! They sold fancy bathroom fittings and paints etc., but no nuts and bolts. Some small shops that resembled scrap dealers showed some rusty pieces, but nothing of engineering excellence. Someone told me to travel all the way downtown, an unlikely prospect since I was already squirming at the auto fare to Thippasandra.

Then I had a lateral thought. Such a lateral thought resembles freshly grated, soft, sweet and succulent coconut. The thought was: Why not try an auto parts dealer?!? I moved at once, at the speed of light, to the nearest dingy Auto Parts shop where a very knowledgeable salesman attended to me in five seconds with the right item.

So in the picture you see the long bolt with three washers and two nuts, doing a wonderful job of the "Open and Shut Grater Blade" task. No wobble, no pain.

Ever since, I am a happy man with faith restored in mankind. No wonder they call the coconut tree as Kalpavriksha, the wish-fulfilling tree.

Total expense: two trips to Gandhi Bazar market taxi fare Rs. 800/ PLUS auto fare for Thippasandra trip Rs 60/-. Cost of bolt and two nuts and three washers Rs.3/-. 

To be on the safe side I also bought a matching JK spanner, an original duplicate that cost me Rs 30/-.