Trust the Germans always to be richtig,
They're well known for their fetish.
They now invent a pen, that checks as you write
It vibrates in despair when your spelling isn't right.
They call it 'Lernstift' - yes it sounds like an abuse
But your writing's all awry, as Germans would accuse.
Gone will be days when people spelled as they wished.
Nobody will write letters saying their spelling is swished.
Becos the pen will korrect every word gone rong
This 'write right' rite sets the mood all wrong.
I question all this buzz, why make such a big fuzz?
There's Spellcheck and Gummi to fix what Bleistift does.
They're well known for their fetish.
They now invent a pen, that checks as you write
It vibrates in despair when your spelling isn't right.
They call it 'Lernstift' - yes it sounds like an abuse
But your writing's all awry, as Germans would accuse.
Gone will be days when people spelled as they wished.
Nobody will write letters saying their spelling is swished.
Becos the pen will korrect every word gone rong
This 'write right' rite sets the mood all wrong.
I question all this buzz, why make such a big fuzz?
There's Spellcheck and Gummi to fix what Bleistift does.
