Sunday, August 14, 2011

It's no longer about cricket, silly



Why did India lose so badly in all 3 tests so far and lose its #1 status to England? Pundits and politicians alike are tut-tutting about it. But it's really VERY simple, silly!

1. Indians love cricket but what's the charm of test cricket when it has no Bimbos nor Billions.
2. English conditions favour FAST swing bowling.
3. IPL needs a mighty cross-heave batting style (Remember Helicopter Shot, Dhoni Thresher) incapable of tackling swing bowling.
4. Nobody can play cricket 365 days a year. Add also modelling duties and swing parties. Then you get tired bodies and minds.
5. The margin of defeat shows England were FAR superior to a weary IPL side.

India loves a Bollywood style of cricket. Let's call it BOLLYCRICKET. it's no longer about cricket, silly.