"I am feeling the itch to go to New York and soak up the life there. I go and get on the subway (metro). And I see a tall, lanky young man. He has a beaky nose with a big ring on it. He is wearing a chain from his ear to round his neck. He has his hair waved up nearly 12 inches, dyed in bright green and orange.
As I stare at him, he asks me, 'what. Old man, haven't you done anything different in your time?'
I reply. 'well, I did. 20 years ago I had sex with a parrot. And I think you're my son!!!' "
